a living desktop creature

Feed it your culture.
It becomes someone. Then it fights.

something unlicensed is nesting in your computer.

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the app's own frames — one sprite sheet, played in canvas

How it works

One artifact in, a character out. The loop is the whole product.

01
Feed
Drop in a song, a meme, a screenshot, a link.
02
Read
It reads what the thing means, not what it shows.
03
Lean
Twelve stats shift. A compass leans toward a family.
04
Settle
You pick the moment. The form locks in.
05
Fight
Deterministic battles — no model decides who wins.

The cast

Ten families. What you feed it decides which one it leans toward — you never pick from a menu.

Wyrm
Goblin
Ooze
Bloom
Boneling

The guide

Every feature, explained with the real thing moving.

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Pricing

One purchase, and it is the only one there will ever be.

Free
forever
  • One Scramp
  • Notepad · calculator · clock
  • Basic lofi
  • Dot mode
Everything
$10–15, once
  • Four Scramps
  • Every pet feature
  • The full toolbox
  • BYOK forever

Bring your own API key and it stays free forever. There is no subscription, no account, no per-character DLC, and no real-money trading — not now and not later.

Local-first, on purpose

Every one of these is a constraint the build is held to, not a preference it drifts toward.

Local-first
It runs on your machine. Your files stay on your machine.
Blindfolded by default
Every sense is off until you turn it on, and tighten-only after.
No accounts
No sign-up, no telemetry, no server to go down.
Audio is synthesized
The lofi radio generates every note. Nothing is streamed.
Deterministic battles
Same inputs, same outcome. No model decides who wins.
Editable assets
The sprites are files on disk. Modding is the supported path.